I am very jealous of the next team and owner that gets to beat Off in the Woods. It was so nice and easy to beat Off in the Woods I wish I could do it every week. I had beaten Off in the Woods yesterday, but I officially beat Off in the Woods tonight. "You have no idea how good I feel after beating Off in the Woods tonight. Boi-oi-oing team owner # was in seventh heaven to be 3-0 after this weeks victory. This week Off in the Woods' opponent was Boi-oi-oing. It is the start of something special for all of us. We all got together on that magical Sunday to support each other and before we knew what happened we impressively beat Off in the Woods. Partial team owner and team spokesman # excitedly explained their massive victory, "After the week one disappointment we (the 5 owners) were really excited about this one. In week 2 Off in the Woods was crushed by Suck My Ditka. Beating Off in the Woods was the best possible way I could have started the season." My stress melted away, I was happy, and I felt like I could take on the world. I just didn't know what to do with myself, but then I beat Off in the Woods. # to tell us about his week one victory, "Before we play the first game in week one I was stressed out, ornery, moody, and short with almost everyone. In week 1 Off in the Woods faced Kicker in First who is owned by #. Off in the Woods is 0-3 after 3 weeks of play. Well that is nothing I can do about it know, except keep trudging along and hope for the best." I mean really Wali Lundy (kicker returner) as a fifth round picks makes me look like a fricken moron right now. # stated, "I am not sure if I am just really unlucky when it comes to fantasy football or if I am just an idiot. When asked further about his fantasy football prowess Mr. It started with many bad drafting decisions and now we just keep spending money and have nothing to show for it." In fact I have no idea where we are now or where to go next. "Well we started this season as a Walk in the Park, but we have lost sight off things and before I knew it we were Off in the Woods. After a disappointing draft by team owner, operator, all around bad decision maker, and renowned porn addict, #, went into reclusion and has not spoken to the media until now. The team, formally know as Walk in the Park has changed its name to Off in the Woods. Here is a article I wrote for my FF league message board last year after I changed my team name:
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